怎樣形容壞電影
並不知道有這麼一齣戲,也沒興趣瞭解,卻留意到這堆負面評價(link)。除了「很爛」、「超悶」、「嘥時間」之外,我們還可以這樣形容壞電影:
“A complete cinematic joke.”
“It’s a test of endurance few will survive.”
“Stay Alive consistently proves itself to be the most idiotic film this year that wasn’t directed by Uwe Boll.”
“It’s too tame to be scary and too silly to take seriously. What it does seriously is waste time, which is fine if you really don’t have anything better to do, like, say, count cracks in the sidewalk.”
“makes minimal sense, displays minimal style, and provides minimal entertainment”
要是連尖酸刻薄的說話技巧也欠奉,就不能否認語文水平真正下降吧。
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好有令人想寫影評的衝動!
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